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When you go bald you should never go back

  • Writer: Real Ben Castillo
    Real Ben Castillo
  • Apr 16, 2019
  • 2 min read

Updated: Apr 17, 2019


We're not going to lie; we haven't thought about Caron Butler in a while. But his barber has been working overtime with a can of spray paint in the interim to make sure we don't forget about him permanently. Butler showed up during the postgame show Saturday to talk Warriors-Clippers Game 1 with a bit of new detailing, but don't worry. Twitter was there. Carlos Boozer wants his gimmick back. Same situation as Boozer; we exclusively remember him as a bald man. Nobody is forgetting about that. As soon as he gets off TV, you know he's pulling a Jason Witten and wiping down with a coarse towel.


Even if you weren't familiar with what Butler looked like prior to today, there's a good chance you'd still question the legitimacy of what resides on the top of his head because it almost looks photoshopped. But no one was more surprised that Butler's own kids, who apparently saw their dad for the first time with his new hair on television like the rest of us.


The internet trolls had a field day and never forget.

The good news for Butler is that even if the jokes about this continue for a long time, he'll never have to deal with hair-related roasts on air as long as he continues to be on air with Carlos Boozer. So is this a wig? Or is that his real hair with weird thickener? Or his real hair with a bad hair cut? Until Butler comes out with the truth about Hair-gate the mystery will carry on. But this should be a lesson that once you go bald, you should never go back.


I am no expert, but those hairlines DO NOT MATCH

The genius part of this story is that Butler was pushing a SCurl product from a local barbershop in his neighborhood.



Well done Caron, well done. Thanks for reminding us that the internet will always be great when it has content like this. Follow the internet gold here click here


And congrats to Tiger Woods on winning the Masters.

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